Friday, May 05, 2006
Onward to Germany
Two out of the three bloggers at TheDailySoccer will undertake the arduous task of following the U.S. to Germany this summer. We promise to give you an inside look at everything going on in Germany. As you know, bloggers are granted all-access passes so we can interview anyone that we wish. So here's my list of questions...
Bostrom: "Landon Donovan - So what do you think about Freddy Adu's omission from the team?"
Donovan: "No wonder you're a useless blogger."
Bostrom: "Bruce Arena - Please smile next time you get the big stage of ESPN's SportsCenter"
Arena: "Why should I smile when I have to work with an idiot like Mike Greenberg. He doesn't even like soccer."
Bostrom: "Jimmy Conrad - why don't we switch...you blog for me and I'll play for you."
Conrad: "We don't have a kit big enough for you and even if we did, everyone knows I'm not getting off the bench!"
Bostrom: "Joe Cole - I can't believe that you don't get more minutes than you do for Jose."
Cole: "Me neither. Maybe I'll go play for the Galaxy with Landon"
Bostrom: "Kasey Keller - Why do goalies get better as they get older"
Keller: "Goalies aren't really athletes, we're more like chess players."
Bostrom: "Bobby Convey - You're not adopting a fake British accent like Freidel does, are you?"
Convey: "I don't have to - I'm not ugly like Brad."
George: "Brian Ching - I was one of your first supporters...do you think I helped get you on the team?"
Ching: "Mahalo."
Fritz (via cell phone): "Conor Casey - hey, where's Conor Casey...I thought he would be a late addition to the team. Who screwed up?"
Fritz (via cell phone): "Brian McBride - alright, you are definitely on the team...hey I need some tips...my coach is moving me up top and I want to pattern my game after you. I'm strong like you. I'm good in the air like you..."
McHead: "You can borrow the plate in my cheek...you're going to need it."
George: "Carlos Bocanegra - I'm a big Fulham fan...could you sign my scarf?"
Boca: "I'm not like Eddie Lewis. Just because I live in England doesn't mean I'm not California anymore. Give up the scarf bit in the summer, would ya?"
(Bostrom)
Bostrom: "Landon Donovan - So what do you think about Freddy Adu's omission from the team?"
Donovan: "No wonder you're a useless blogger."
Bostrom: "Bruce Arena - Please smile next time you get the big stage of ESPN's SportsCenter"
Arena: "Why should I smile when I have to work with an idiot like Mike Greenberg. He doesn't even like soccer."
Bostrom: "Jimmy Conrad - why don't we switch...you blog for me and I'll play for you."
Conrad: "We don't have a kit big enough for you and even if we did, everyone knows I'm not getting off the bench!"
Bostrom: "Joe Cole - I can't believe that you don't get more minutes than you do for Jose."
Cole: "Me neither. Maybe I'll go play for the Galaxy with Landon"
Bostrom: "Kasey Keller - Why do goalies get better as they get older"
Keller: "Goalies aren't really athletes, we're more like chess players."
Bostrom: "Bobby Convey - You're not adopting a fake British accent like Freidel does, are you?"
Convey: "I don't have to - I'm not ugly like Brad."
George: "Brian Ching - I was one of your first supporters...do you think I helped get you on the team?"
Ching: "Mahalo."
Fritz (via cell phone): "Conor Casey - hey, where's Conor Casey...I thought he would be a late addition to the team. Who screwed up?"
Fritz (via cell phone): "Brian McBride - alright, you are definitely on the team...hey I need some tips...my coach is moving me up top and I want to pattern my game after you. I'm strong like you. I'm good in the air like you..."
McHead: "You can borrow the plate in my cheek...you're going to need it."
George: "Carlos Bocanegra - I'm a big Fulham fan...could you sign my scarf?"
Boca: "I'm not like Eddie Lewis. Just because I live in England doesn't mean I'm not California anymore. Give up the scarf bit in the summer, would ya?"
(Bostrom)
